I am not the monster of this story

thememorycard:

The castles of Pokemon Conquest.

WAIT ARE YOU TELLING ME I’M SUPPOSED TO LINK WITH ARCEUS

AND *NOT* BEAT IT TO A PULP?

huh I’m wondering what it says about me now that I just thought I was supposed to beat it up

what the hell did my character just grow clothes

ALSO everyone in this game has a japanese name and I like… gave my character a greek name or something so I just look at the names and laugh

help I’m getting REALLY INTO THIS GAME

like I kept playing it on the train to and from work and then I was like

playing it in the basement during dinner

instead of, you know, eating

it was funny because I could hear my mom going WHERE IS SHE and my brother was like PUT DOWN YOUR GAME ALREADY down the stairs and I whined back and he was just like so there you go

I have problems.

I just got Pokemon Conquest and getting it was a total bitch but that is a story for another time.

I may or may not liveblog it DEPENDS HOW BORED I GET

but I will say I really like the term and concept of warlords and general

I’m such a loserrrrrr